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Metroid Evolution II Metroid Evolution II

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Oh My God...

You really didn't listen at all to what all the people (including me) had to say about the last movie didn't you? Seriously, sprites are still small, it still lacks creativity, no real continuation from the first one and it goes on and on. I'm not even going to write a long-ass review (again), I'm just gonna keep it short: This seriously sucked.


ShowNoTears responds:

You obviously think your opinion matters to me. It doesn't ass wipe so get over it. If you want to see a real lack of creativity go look in the mirror you incoherent dickhead.


Sonic adventure2 in 4 min Sonic adventure2 in 4 min

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Kinda like the "in a nutshell" series, but better

Yeah, despite the crappy graphics, this movie is really good. SA2 was actually one of my favourite games and yet you ridiculing it still made me laugh. I really enjoyed the fact that you didn't just use the SA2 in a nutshell wav thingie, because it wasn't that funny.
Your's was way better and you should really make more of these, perhaps Kingdom Hearts would be a funny suggestion...
Oh yeah, great job on actually using the SA2 theme songs (even if they were in hyper mode). It fit the moodXD

So yeah, make more!


RogerregoRRoger responds:

Well i already done about 4 kindgom hearts movies, tough not in a nutshell ^^;
Glad you liked it


Sonic's Playground 2 Sonic's Playground 2

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Oh boy where to start...

First of all, the movie is about nothing, second of all, the sprites are horrible and of size, and did you actually notice Sonic has a little light blue something around him? That's not just plain being stupid, that's downright lazy.
Sound is horrible, same jumping sound over and the song is as lame as Steve Urkel doing Sonic's voice (yes he did that once).
and for once...

GET A FRICKING STORYLINE IN IT YOU LAZY BASTARD JUST BECAUSE IT'S A SPRITE MOVIE DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN BE LAZY!

ps. Sorry for the yelling, I overdid it, but seriously, this needs alot of work.


AcEOrTiZ responds:

uhh dude it was supost to be about nothing, its just random loops turns and jumps, oh and about the jump noise, yea i know i over did it on that, so i'll turn it down on my next film, oh and about that light blue thing, I DON"T KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF IT!! ITS GETTING ON MY NERVES... and i didn't do any voice stuff. i don;t even have a mic, mabe ur talking about the ending, that was just a song. and i know i'll do a story line


Metroid Evolution Metroid Evolution

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Got potential, but needs a bit more work

Hmm, where to start eh? Well, It is a sprite movie, which (even though I like 'em) need more work than this, but I can see that you're still somewhat beginning, so I'll leave it at that.

Story, there was none. Samus goes of to some random planet, kills a Metroid on steroids and gives us a nice Playboy pose, good enough for the useless fanboys, but not for me. Try working out a bit more on the real evolution and Phazon mutation thing, it is an interesting concept (perhaps mutated forms of the Metroid adult, you know, Alpha, Zeta Omega and such, from Metroid II). Experiment a little, you know.

Graphics, they are almost up to par. One little hint though, don't use sprites and then make self-drawn backgrounds, it looks amateur. Rip backgrounds from games, gives it a more generic feel. I see someone has already made the comment of the correct sizes of the sprites, so I'll leave that. Also one more thing. Diversity, in backgrounds as well as in sprites. The "evolution" Metroid you used was just oversized, a simple recolor might have made it a bit more interesting, so try that next time. For the rest, it was OK, your backgrounds and animations looked pretty smooth so.

Sound, hmm nothing exceptionally wrong with that. Just try to use a bit more SFX (sound effects) next time, when Samus shoots and stuff, makes the movie less boring.

In overall, the movie is a 5 out of a possible 10. It needs work, but there is some talent hidden in there. Next movie, just take a bit more time to polish everything up and you'll have yourself a quality sprite movie (which we are somewhat missing thesedays on NG)

~You've been reviewed~



Pokemon XD Pokemon XD

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Boring, seriously... boring

Another random sprite fight, yeah, like we don't have enough of those yet. Don't get me wrong here, I like sprite movies, really do, but this was just below par. The pokemon were badly animated, why? Because it were just two pictures of them jumping around shooting crappy projectiles. There was no plot, no SFX, and no good fight to keep me interested.

In conclusion, it was boring
1/5



Toad Killing Spree 2 Toad Killing Spree 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

All of those who hate Toad, UNITE!

Hehe, reminds me of my own movie, only than alot better and alot more randomness, too bad that it has such an average score, it deserves better. Good use of randomness, sprites, sounds and blood, I like blood, blood...

ALL OF THOSE WHO HATE TOAD, UNITE!!!
GODDAMN I HATE THAT ASSHOLE ><!!!
MORE TOADKILLING MOVIES!!!


King-Yoshi responds:

One thing you all must understand. I don't hate him, I just think its funny to kill him is all.


Gorillaz: Secret Message Gorillaz: Secret Message

Rated 4 / 5 stars

AH yes!!!11!!!! Gorillaz!!!

God I love the Gorillaz, they are so fucking cool!!! Even though your flash wasn't that great in the graphics department, it rocked in originality and it clearly showed that you spent some time on it (instead of those 30 minute crap productions). I voted 4 outta 5 on this not just 'cause it has the Gorillaz in it but also 'cause it's original. Good job mate:D

And yeah it's just something for the Gorillaz to have hidden lyrics about Satan, 19-2000 isn't the only one ;)



Mario V.S Sonic on the ha Mario V.S Sonic on the ha

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It was good, and it was bad

Some parts I liked, some I didn't like. I don't give a shit about not knowing the detals of video games, what I do give a shit about is stealing. You have absolutely no contact whatsoever with VGDC, so don't put his logo there.
Nevertheless, the movie didn't suck completely, the skating thing was amusing. And the fighting was ok. It wasn't that great though.

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Sonic and Kirby Ep.1 Sonic and Kirby Ep.1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

OMG where's the BANANA MAN!!!

hmmm, pretty good. Ok, first 2 things:
-From what game was that music in the first scene, it sounds so familiar somewhere (><)
-DON'T EVER GODDAMN USE .MIDIS EVER AGAIN, :P Please, the Knuckles theme sounded like crap. Which reminds me, this movie could use a bit more sound effects.

Ok now the things I LIKED about this movie.
-It was actually funny, no lame copied jokes, but just funny shit (the Diddy Kong was pretty cool:D)
-You got a storyline, and one which might even be good (you haven't revealed alot yet:P)

In overal this is a series which I'm going to keep my eye on, good job m'kay?:D


Zelfury responds:

ITS the mushroom Kingdom from super mario rpg fool....yup

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aGeNt 0xIde #1 aGeNt 0xIde #1

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

*sigh*

Stick movies, hmm, same as sprite movies, easy to make, needs a storyline, I have seen WAY TO MANY goddamn stick fights and this one wasn't anything special, the song was pretty cool (only Slipknot song which I like) but still ruined the movie. Why? Poorly optimized, next time when you create a movie go to the NG literature section and learn how to optimize, this movie could have been 1mb if you took the time to learn. Second of all, stick movies CAN be great, but it needs a hell of alot of before it is, first of all, SFX, like punches and shit, second of all, backgrounds, white backgrounds indicate laziness, third of all, a bloody storyline.

OK and now some nice things.
Your animation is in overall pretty good, even though sticks are easy to animate you have some obvious talent, learn how to draw more complicated figures and them make a movie.
Good luck with that.